Hey Mike, how did you know my name, and how did you know my party platform for 2012? Are you a prophet, trying to reveal me and my true intentions before I reveal myself to the world?
But seriously, I am that I am. He who walks amongst us shall be revealed in all his glory. The revelation of political salvation shall come.
The time of the rapture is almost upon us, begotten from a great comet falling from the heavens. A third of the world’s people shall be taken back to the heavens in the blink of an eye. The time to place one’s house in order is upon us. The temple of the New Rome shall be cleansed of the money changers, and put anew.
Repent!
(But seriously, who believes anything I wrote? Go to school, get a job, keep some food, gold, and brass/lead aside, and be prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. Make your own future. Oh, and Commies, especially atheistic ones, as they all are, really suck in the eyes of the savior.)
