Obama’s Known of Al-Qaeda Ties with Iran for a Year, but Still No Action
Thank you for setting me straight on the need not to equate shooting beer cans and clubbing baby seals with politics and diplomacy. For some reason the obvious comparison just never occurred to me before. Your erudition and sagacity has set me straight. I only hope that my Cabela’s order for a set of seal beating clubs can be cancelled before it ships.
I would like to invite you, good sir, to an Independence Day celebration with me and the boys. We’ll do a little snake-handling and bible-thump’n, shoot some beer bottles off the neighbor’s roof, and dance around the bonfire till the break of day. I hear that Elvis will be there in person with special guest Jack Daniels. Maybe I’ll even let uncle Clem out of the basement to perform his drooling act.
And please don’t be a stranger here on the threads at PJM. We could use an expert such as yourself on the topic of magical thinking. Our usual trolls are so predictable, but you’re a rare find indeed. Keep up the good work and come back often.
Sincerely and respectfully,
~Paules
