The relative distance between Obama’s mouth and his backside, and his ability to critically think is halved every second. His own perceived greatness is also directly proportional to the national debt plus interest cubed, and equates to the high probability that each and everyone of us will be waiting in lengthy breadlines the longer he remains in his current position – that’s all we really need to know.
However terminal velocity will be reached sometime in Nov of this year when his massive ego will be met head on with powerful force known as ‘We the people’. From that very significant moment Obama’s own imaginary universe in which he is God, king, ruler and galactic overlord will implode at a speed faster than light, creating a pinhead sized wormhole. Remarkably Obama’s brain density will remain constant throughout this event, defying all we know about the limits of his narcissism and his malevolence in relation to the space-time continuum. A combined nobel in both physics and criminal psycology is waiting to be had…
