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February 1, 2010 - 12:00 am - by Matt Patterson
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2010-02-02 10:53:29

This just in,
Forget CO2, there is another greenhous gas that is far more deadly and may be contributing to Global Warming!

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Inhalation of even the smallest amount of dihydrogen monoxide can kill a grown man.
Children are even more susceptible when exposed to too much of it.
It is the primary component of acid rain.
Even supposedly “green” fuel-cell vehicles emit dihydrogen monoxide as a pollutant.
Dihydrogen monoxide is an essential chemical used in nuclear power plants
Some scientists have discovered that there is no process which will enable washing the dihydrogen monoxide out of fruit from industrial farms using the chemical in their farming process
Dihydrogen monoxide has been proven to cause excessive sweating and urination.
Now it even appears that our fisheries are just full of it. Throughout the industrial era, fish have been literally swimming in the stuff.
It is established that the chemical dihydrogen monoxide is found in most carcinogens.
It is a primary component in the transfer of the AIDS virus.

There is no doubt that dihydrogen monoxide kills far more people every year than any other chemical compound known to man.

And new studies are now showing that dihydrogen monoxide may be the Greenhouse Gas most responsible for Climate Change, even greater than the effects of CO2.

It should have been banned long ago, and it is a travesty that this administration has wasted the last year without doing anything about it.