84. Now and Then.
“…fixated on my dazzling intellect, but you know nothing of my world view”.
Collectivist Barnyard Intellect, corn, water, government protection, and a Christmas pardon.
“I so effectively harpoon your raging hypocrisy….”
Raging Modern Liberal Turkeys don’t carry harpoons. They carry raging basters.
65. Now and Then.
“Dumb as stumps and armed to the teeth. Good plan! It’s working so well in Mississippi, let’s go nationwide!”
Are you calling the people in the blackest State in the Union, “Dumb as stumps”? Does this betray a racist streak in the Handsome Mixed European – American Turkey With a Touch of Black camp?
Where’s Jesse Jackson when you need him? What about an apology to at least the black population of Mississippi? A Modern Liberal owes that, plus banned for life. And the hell with the “Dumb as stumps and armed to the teeth” other population in Mississippi, right? They really are all “Dumb as stumps and armed to the teeth.” Of course!
Aren’t you the Modern Liberal Turkey with the Hendrix Gobble Karaoke machine that has those Cool Black genes that you are so proud of?
I’m sure Anvil would rip you over this. I doubt if he would kick in an “Amen Brother” either.
Terrible, absolutely claw in beak. Maybe you need a beer break at the White House. This is going to kill your Bast a Turkey Stimulus grant.
Merry Christmas if the chopping block goes AWOL, or Mr. President doesn’t get you first.
Gobble gobble Goebbles.





