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I’m sorry. I have no time to worry about Ban Ki-moon’s climate change “accelerating”. I’ve just glanced at the clock and noticed that time – for some unknown reason – is “de-accelerating”.

Quick, grab that second hand and speed it up. Can’t reach it? Send me $62B and I’ll build you a platform to stand on to push along the world clock’s second hand. Believe me. Would I lie?

If you don’t trust what I say I challenge you to stare at a clock for three minutes and you’ll notice how much faster is is slowing down the last minute or so.