Man, I wish I was in Copenhagen right about now, with all those really smart people who can tell me what to do, what to drive, eat, where I have to set my thermostat, and so on.
But wow, the weather there sucks! It’s colder than my ex-wife’s you-know-what.
Check it out:
http://www.intellicast.com/Local/Weather.aspx?location=DAXX0009
Still, with a warm coat, it would be fun to be there, eating in all those nice restaurants, sleeping in a great hotel, room service, free sex from the local hookers; then, to top it off, I get to fly home in my Gulfstream!
Feeling all self-righteous too, knowing I helped save the world from exhalations. Knowing that giving some third-world country a billion U.S. bucks a year to stop burning elephant turds is money well spent.
It’s so hard to be a leader. Oh, my. I’ll have to go visit Al on his 100-foot yacht to unwind.
Oh, you little people, you just don’t get it.
