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Time for Sarah to Grapple

December 8, 2009 - 12:10 am - by Bill Siegel
Now and Then
2009-12-08 11:59:30

Time to grapple? I thought it was time to redeem herself. If only we could make up our minds, maybe she could make up her minds, and that way all of our minds would be made up together, just like a well tended bed with crispy sheets and hospital corners. Then we’ll show em, you betcha . . . just as soon as Gunsmoke is over and we have our “jello medicine.” It’s my favorite part of the day. I see women crying after they get their jello. Then again, women cry at a lot of things. I’ve seen women cry after meeting Wayne Newton. That doesn’t mean I want him to be president. But that’s something women will never understand.