Wow, you people are funny! As several commenters noted, some of you really need to settle down and figure out this whole satire thing.
Incidentally, the second shift referenced by some of the victims of the patriarchy above is not supported by good data. When you analyze how Americans actually spend their 24/7, women do less housework and childcare now than they did 20 years ago, and men do somewhat more of both. Women complain bitterly about having actually to do housework after a long day working, but I do not see how it is anything other than the product of choices they made. Kids must be cared for; houses must be cleaned; people must be fed. Your husband, if you are lucky enough to have one, is probably doing a lot more of those things than you recognize or are willing to give him credit for. If you find yourself too exhausted to do it all, then, by all means, scale back on something. Selling the kids off to some family who has time to care for them uncomplainingly might help.





