pohknee
2009-11-18 12:21:25
Rumor has it Panetta is developing new interogation techniques which include;
(requiring detainees to comb their hair on the wrong side)
(requiring bald detainees to use anti glare applications)
(requiring detainees to wear mismatched socks)
(requiring detainees to wear belts one notch too loose)
for serious cases, require detainees to watch ABC,CBS, CNN, MSNBC, and NBC in rotating intervals of fifteen minutes each. This method has produced substantial results quickly because detainees vomit profusely and near gag.
Final results are to be evaluated by a bipartisan committee. If fully successful, these techniques will be applied to member of the House and Senate.
