Hey, how about another Contract with America? That worked out really well. Let’s see of what the ’94 Republicants promised they achieved . . . hold on . . . they were able to . . . just a second . . . uh . . . ok, forget that.
How about we have a really cool website for Republicants . . . yeah . . . and we can, like, use it to reach young people . . . that’s it . . . it’s easy, we just have to talk their language . . . you know, like a blog from the RNCC Chairman titled, “What up?” And then to reach the old folks, another blog titled, “WE won’t kill you.” And another blog for our brave men and women in the military titled, “I’m too much of a pussy to fight, but thank you for your service.” One more, a blog for the Christian fundamentalists, titled, “Not ALL of us pay hookers to diaper us.”
This should be really easy.
