A Comment About

Sarah Palin Strikes Back

October 24, 2009 - 12:06 am - by Melissa Clouthier
David Astroturf Axelrod
2009-10-26 13:40:18

Vivo and Jharp got out here early, granted it was like standing in front of a train highballing it across the Great Plains, but at least they were there. The rest of my minions, like Morrisminor and so forth got here late.

WAY Late!!

I’m thinking no Festivus troll bonuses. Instead, perhaps a dead fish in the mail to you slothful trolls. Hit the conservatives early, deflect them from rejoicing in goodness and strategizing and analysis into beating off trolls. Thats’ YOUR job. Its what we pay you for. Don’t do your job, and we can see you audited or have some of our organized anarchists key your car. Capiche?

If you don’t think you have enough territory, remember, you can always use sockpuppets which get you 50% of ‘real you’ posts in federal dollars. Or you can simply hire on as a protestor for Obama for 9-14 bucks an hour. All you idiots have to do is stand around doing nothing, which you’re good at evidently. Make me proud, or else.

David “Kill Them” Axelrod