Wow, I finally found someone who thinks as I do. What a relief! I’ve been faltering around through life thinking it was just me, and that somehow I was deformed, demented, or somehow disabled.
You can’t imagine how lonely and scary it is, going through life thinking that somehow your brain chemistry is so screwed up that you hear and think so differently than everyone else, that you begin to think you are not even of this world.
Of course, once our dear leader took office, and began the push for “health care reform”, I knew that my troubles were over. I knew that I would no longer have to worry about making my mortgage payment, car payment, credit card payment, and I could take the money I spend on health insurance, and put that towards some other, more useful thing, like donating it to a 501C3 organization that doles out methadone to those who, by fault of me, are hooked on some drug, through no fault of their own.
I’m curious though; obviously Canada has already figured all this out, so why don’t we just invite them to move into the offices of Washington DC and guide us through this horrible time!? We can just move all those other folks back to their home states, where they can work at one of those Federal Stimulus Plan created jobs, and be covered by the new health care plan.
