Tort Reform Can Lower Costs Without Harming Health Care. So Why Isn’t It in Obama’s Plan?
146. Bill’s Layer
Let me educate you and the other scriptologists here what’s coming:
Health Care Reform will pass, trimmed down, but it’s coming.
Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is ending.
DOMA is going away.
Medical marijuana will be the norm.
The economy will continue to recover.
The stock market will trade above 11,000.
David Vitter will get caught being diapered by a Bourbon Street hooker.
Glenn Beck will find himself in a cocaine-induced fetal position.
Rush Limbaugh will go deaf from oxycontin addiction.
Bill O’Reilly will pay $8 million hush money to prevent his threatening phone sex tapes from getting out.
Dick Morris will get caught on a DC balcony having his toes sucked by a hooker while he sings Popeye The Sailor man in his boxers.
Dick Cheney will get drunk and go hunting and shoot an old man in the face.
And Sarah Palin will continue to hide from any interviewer not named Greta.
(Sorry, those last seven things have already happened. My bad.)
And that’s just the first term.
Ling live the troll insurrection! Onward jharp and your like-minded truthers . . . tweaking the red bloated noses of cracker America, pointing with straight and steady finger the way forward, defending the principles of our founding fathers, flirting with the descendants of our founding mothers, and pushing down the arbitrary ethics and situational outrage of all people conservative.
Thank you, Jesus, for being on my side.
