You know that old saw about an army of monkeys on typewriters eventually producing the works of Shakespeare given enough time?
Well, it takes about one monkey, with a lobotomy, scribbling with a crayon for about 10 minutes to produce one of these boring, predictable, inaccurate, and ridiculously unconvincing hit pieces on Ron Paul. (He opposes “just about every other form of contact with the outside world”? Really? Adults are supposed to believe this?)
What’s the matter — 534 warmongers in Congress aren’t enough? Can’t have even one guy with a different point of view? Threatens the illusion of consensus a little too much? Oops.
Well done, Spencer McCarthy. You are cool enough to be in the club now! You may put down your crayon and go retrieve your banana!
