Chuck Pelto
2009-07-30 08:45:26
TO: All
RE: !!! WARNING !!! WARNING !!! WARNING !!!
DO NOT READ THIS article if you are eating or drinking anything. If you MUST EAT and/or DRINK while reading this article, be sure to have someone standing by to apply the Heimlick Manuever.
Regards,
Chuck(le)
[Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson]
P.S. But if it kills you after it comes in the front door….what good is it?
