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No doubt, Black Label should be the beer of choice.

The opening lines should be:

Crowley: You are Mr. Barack Obama, The President of The United States?

Crowley: You are The Honorable Mr. Henry Gates?

President: Why yes.

Gates: Why yes I am.

Crowley should then extend his hand with papers in hand, and say: Thank You Gentlmen, You have now both been served in accordance with the rules of civil procedures in this the United States of America.

Crowley should then leave, and let the Attys handle it.

…….. now back to reality. A emergency will arise and the meeting will never take place.