Here’s what’s really going on vis a vis Americans going to work in Russia. Those expatriates are there to organize and lead civil reform actions aimed at establishing local pro-American governments that will petition the U. S. government for emergency annexation. Special American legislation will then take effect and hundreds of American troops and Federal workers will be transported to the new American territory to prepare the way for remedial action. The first pro-American reform movement is expected to take place when the Russian population falls below 100 million.
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