Concerns about energy in the physical sense of the word has been overtaken by the zealous energy of the prophets of the post-modern age, by definition the age in which science has been become obsolete.
This why there was no need to stop electing someone with zero executive experience to the presidency, we are well above this, because we had the foresight and the fortitude to find a candidate meeting the skin chromatic criterion of the age, which by the way superseded its genetic counterpart, a seminal discovery made in Iowa early last year.
Therefore, sacrifices in the name of the Global Warming Omnipotence, have become a matter of faith, protected under the US constitution by virtue of the freedom of religion clause.
All the while, what the so-called “third world” is praying for is access to energy sources more practical and less poisoning than firewood. We can never pay our debt of gratitude towards Reuters, the vigil of universal harmony.
Kumbaya. Now, go back to your caves.
