A Comment About

The Truth Behind ‘Conservative’ Humor

April 29, 2008 - 12:00 am - by Oleg Atbashian
poetryman69
2008-05-03 03:52:52

So why did Dubya go to war?

A. To enrich his oil buddies

B. To enrich war profiteering corporations

C. To enrich his pet dog, I mean loyal
retainer Vice President, FUtus of Borg

D. To give his Cult the ritual human
sacrifices, maiming and dismemberments
they need to worship Satan

E. To create another Shiite nation

F. Dubya was a charter member of Numbnut Neo-Con Nimrods making the world safe for terrorism

G. Dubya was a charter member of Numbnut Neo-con Nimrod Numbskull’s making the world safe for big oil.

H. How do I love thee? Let me count the wars.

I. All of the above