Wow how “all purpose” of him is that! talk about nuts on the loose with nuthin ta bolt ‘em down…
I don’t think Billy Mays needs to spin too hard on this one in his grave….RIP (or whatever ya had commin’ to ya)
You mean Obama missed the opportunity to wax poetic about his tumultuous affair with the infamous Chi-dog? Ya know those ever-so discreet rendez-vous down at Fluky’s, behind poor Michelle’s back… (Cue: Laughter….Cut to: Michelle in low cut dress who is beaming as she mouths, “Take me with you!” Cue: Uproarious laughter…Cut to Obama: “You know I’m pretty sure this is the first time my wife ever suggested to me the possbility of a menage a trois ever arrising in our marriage” Cue: Young teen-age girls, wild and frenzied with tears in their eyes, screaming, “We Love You Obama!”)…Probably would have boosted up his numbers with the Gay/Lesbian Coalitions for the inssinuation alone.
Make him all the more “boss cool”. If you know the schtick.
