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Conservatives, Rejoice: Obama Did the ‘Wright’ Thing

May 1, 2008 - 1:49 am - by Brendan Loy
Bilbo Baggins
2008-05-01 10:39:22

If I wanted to find for Rev. Wright a literary prototype, I would indicate the father Karamazov from Dostoevsky’s novel “The Brothers Karamazov”, old buffoon who delights in exhibiting his most repugnant deeds. The insane agitation around the pastor-clown reminds me also the film “Planet of the Apes” (1968) with the magnificent Charlton Heston. Moreover I feel myself to be in the Monkey Planet and therefore I would propose a new version of this truly prophetic film. The Apes take the power (in free elections naturally) over the white race and reduce it to animal state. Meanwhile in a secret underground laboratory, forgotten by all, a crazy scientist continues his extravagant researches no more disturbed by his judicious colleagues. For the role of this crazy scientist I would propose Woody Allen. He wants to revive his beloved brothers Marx, but makes an error and revives John Wayne with his famous Winchester and Texan hat.
The new Earth now is ruled by the Supreme Chief Mac-Obamus together with his spiritual adviser Venerable Master of All Sciences Jeremiah The Wise.
The last scene: John Wayne enters in the castle of the Supreme Chief and Venerable Jeremiah. All guardians cry: a white man cannot enter in the sacred abode of our divine Rulers! John Wayne says: “I don’t believe in the authority and judgment of irresponsible monkeys”, showing his infallible Winchester to the terrorized apes. All those who know John Wayne’s films can easily image what follows.