Hey, don’t feel bad, it could be worse. We in Washington, DC had Marion Barry as mayor. Livingstone may be a one fry short of a happy meal, but at least he’s never been videotaped smoking crack.
(Reference for our non-American speaking friends:)
A couple of fries short of a happy meal
The lights are on but nobody’s home
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
As sharp as a bowling ball
Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it
Elevator doesn’t go to the top floor
Has delusions of adequacy
Fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
The lights are flashing, the gate’s down, but the train ain’t coming
Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby
If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean





