You know, the Bible describes the Earth as flat, with water beneath, and the sky made of something like crystal (the “firmament”) with water above it, so that the Earth is a kind of bubble in a universe of water.
This is not surprising, the Sumerians and Babylonians and Egyptians all had similar ideas, and they are not “unscientific” for the times in which they were written.
There are a few flat-earthers out there and they have the plain text of the Bible backing them up.
I don’t know why creationists find evolution so objectionable, but take a spherical earth, orbiting the sun, in the vacuum of space, so calmly.





