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Where Have All the Smart Media Moguls Gone?

April 27, 2008 - 12:36 am - by Burt Prelutsky
Tom W.
2008-04-27 16:23:45

It’s just peer pressure. The moguls are terrified of going to cocktail-cocaine parties and having their peers start chanting, “Youuuuuuuuu like Dick Chaaaaaayneeee. Youuuuuuuuu like Dick Chaaaaaayneeee.”

“Nah-ah! I do not! Stop saying that!”

The same goes for actors and journalists.

Sean and Georgie sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love, then comes marriage
Then comes Sean with a baby carriage.

So Sean covers his ears, screams, and runs off to Tehran to hug mullahs. Or he writes a screenplay about some poor black soldier tricked into going to war for oil.

The denizens of Hollywood and the mainstream media are only thirteen years old.