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This would seem to be a better proposal than mine, alas. I suggested that a large thermostat be placed in suitable quarters in the Bureau of Standards in Maryland. Once the ideal average temperature of the earth in tenths of a degree Centigrade is announced by President Obama or Al Gore, how long must we wait, the thermostat could be set and the problem “addressed” (I love that all-meaning word).

But this would leave out the vital cause of swift and sure justice, pun intended, to be carried out upon the political perps. Congratulations to you, sir. You have suggested the better solution.