Bon Jovi Isn’t Giving Up on Iran’s Green Revolution — and Neither Should You
Wow…This is some of the most shameless promotional panty sniffin’, an’ panderin’ puff piece of poof that’ I’ve ever had the notion of my nose bein’ forced into…
Let’s jest put the little puzzle t’gether here…Hmmmm Bo Jove, the New Jerseyian wannabe Springsteen understudy, who’s initial sucess cane from an ablum entitled with the locker-room braggidicio innuendo of “Slippery When Wet”, intends to make money,…Whoa, hold on a scond!…I repeat, intends to make MONEY. PERIOD. As in “Here she comes now singin’ Mony, Mony!”…The By Jove intends to cash in on a song that is not even a topical one but needs to be forcibly strained to greater cause in order to be perceived as such….i.e. add mullah music for effect…Of course, this song is not even his own original idea or song, (Which kinda protects him in the agencies POV…Though, in fact, it would be truly fascinating if he was even capable of writing such a song without alienating the major portion of his market…Like, “Wow!, BeJove, Who Knew!”). So this song, “Stand by Me”, is inherently liable to royalty provisions…And to whom are those royalties endowed to you ask? Why lookee, lookee here! To a man goes by the name of, Ben E. “King”, (Geez, Martha, ain’t we be’n hearin’ plenta talk of the “King of Pop” over the last 2 weeks?..Dare I even suggest the connects? I must be crazy…crazeeee!…not ta just be bobin’ along with the “flow” of it like some booby-headed buoy a sorts!)..Then since we all know how the “Once We Were Kings” crowd is gettin’ their cream off the top of it these days, you can plainly see how pure sycophantery is at its peaks….An’ oh yeah, let’s not forget how the mighty BJove was last seen partyin’ hardy with the Goremeister when the baton went over to W. Bush.
C’mon Franken-man ..I’d be glad ta rip ya a new one.
By Jove I think I’ve got it, Watson!
“Americans”, after bein’ harried an’ hounded an’ harassed so much through the years are ready ta give up jest about anythin’ an’ e’rythin’ jest fer a day off!
Obama, don’t even bother with yer little “Skip-Ta-My-Lou” across my countryside…I jest summed it all up fer ya succintly.
Heck I’m in China,…Witness to where if a man or woman feels like jest lyin’ down on the job they jest goes an’ does it…Right there in the streets if they wants to…You want to talk about “freedom” of sumethin’? “Fastest Growing Economy in the World”? An’ I ain’t espousin’ “Communisim” here…’Cause that it ain’t..Not by a long margin..They shooo a bum of his lot jest as much as Guiliani ever would an’ could…It’s jest this is the place that’s figured out how ta sucker an’ con the US outta its own. An’ somehow it’s been made patriotically “American” to be impressed by the humbuggery of it.
