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High Court Overturns Ricci: Bad News for Sotomayor?

June 30, 2009 - 12:09 am - by Clarice Feldman
Blarty Blarckleblart
2009-07-01 14:50:22

She is female, she is Hispanic, and she is a bona fide memeber of an oppressed minority, so she has met all the requisite liberal milestones. It does not matter what she says, has said, or will say, and it does not matter if she is brilliant or a dolt. She is on the express train to the Supreme Court.

That’s correct. The winner of the first vote at the Secret Liberal Enclave was Carmen Miranda. We were all set to go home and barbeque up some fetuses when somebody accessed Wikipedia on their MacBook and informed us that Ms. Miranda has been dead for over fifty years. So we went with Sotomayor.