More news from the Central Committee
It was brought up that American landfills create an inordinate amount of methane gas. Samantha Powers came up with the idea that we could reduce methane emissions simply by reducing the size of our landfills. Noam Chomsky came up with the idea that if each house had a pig it would eat up a sizable amount of the garbage produced there by reducing the need for landfills or at least their size. Barak Obama objected in requiring each family to have a pig because it would harm Moslem household sensitivities. That’s when Samantha Powers suggested that those households that didn’t want to have a pig could have a goat instead. Furthermore, households that had both a pig and a goat could get a tax credit. Somebody brought up the fact that the animals in question were both farm animals and that many local ordinances wouldn’t allow farm animals as household pets. Obama came up with an instant answer. Let’s make these animals part of the family that way they won’t be considered pets. There was total agreement on the subject. To further prove that these animals are household members, they are to be given their own bedroom within the house.
Thank God for the Central Committee’s wisdom and that of our esteemed President Barak Obama.
Sleep well tonight, the Central Committee and Barak Obama have solved yet another problem.
