“Deliverance” revisited – the following is a copy of a message prepared by Emperor Hussein Glib’ama the 1st. for the incoming, April 22, Pennsylvania primary election, message obtained by Misanthropicus through some occult sources:
Malibu, April, 15th. Le Plymorphous Sybarite [NB: David Geffen's mansion]
My dear low-class Pennsylvanians, last night I and my fiercely intelligent wife Michelle have re-watched the classic motion picture “Deliverance” which confirmed my impressions about Pennsylvanian white folks.
My dear low-class Pennsylvanians, I have to say that the fuss that followed my San Francisco description of your benightedness
has confirmed our, and our liberal Manhattan, Maui, Malibu, Hamptons and Bel-Air and Tibet liberal friends’ compassionate views about you.
I and my fiercely intelligent wife Michelle were again inspired from seeing that film which realistically depicts the dire results of the Clinton/Bush reigns and offers a glimpse of the bitter environment in which Pennsylvania white folks live and are prepared for life – in a conversation with my friend and adviser John Kerry and his fiercely intelligent wife Theresa (via satellite phone, they being at their retreat in Tibet), they confirmed my impression.
My dear low-class Pennsylvanians, trust me that I and my fiercely intelligent wife Michelle are not dissmisive in this matter, I and Michelle know what hardships are, we had a period in our life when we we struggled with the cost of the piano lessons for our daughters, and we are concerned that despite our recent financial betterment (Michelle having received a small raise of $135.000), we’ll have to get some GSL for them to accomplish their cultural anthropology studies at Princeton and Harvard.
My dear low-class Pennsylvanians, I and my wife Michelle know that, despite your benightedness, the forthcoming and compassion I and my wife Michelle show in defusing this unproductive situation will be appreciated by you, Pennsylvanians who, after returning from the woods where you shoot animals, read the Bible, make moonshine and amphetamine and sodomize rafters from Beverly Hills, will still chose in the voting booths the hope’n change which will come in, albeit a bit dented, vessel of your hopes – emperor Hussein Glib’ama the 1st.
{Misanthropicus’ note: we have knowledge that Emperor Glib’ama is working on an even more mobilizing message to the benighted folk of Indiana. Keep you informed —-)
