In light of Barack Obama’s insult to regular folks in small town Pennsylvania – and really everywhere in the USA – I wrote this parody song to the tune of “Okie from Muskogee”
Al Bruner from Altoona
We don’t smoke marijuana in Altoona;
We don’t take our trips on Air Force Three
We don’t burn Klan crosses down on Main Street;
We like livin’ right, and bein’ free.
I’m proud to be Al Bruner from Altoona,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And the Harvard racist, Obama’s gonna fall
We don’t make an issue out of phone calls;
We want to catch a terrorist or two;
We want to know who’s callin’ up Al Queda,
Unlike Pelosi out in San Francisco do.
And I’m proud to be Al Bruner from Altoona,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And that Harvard racist, Obama’s gonna fall
Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won’t be shown.
Football’s still the roughest thing on campus,
And our town ain’t some lib college gun free zone.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
In Altoona, Pennsylvania, USA.
