When Emperor Hussein the 1st of America speaks…
The following is an excerpt from the REAL speech made by the fiercely intelligent Emperor Hussein the 1st. of America about the disgusting flaws of Americans, i.e. of Pennsylvanians w/o (affirmative action) Columbia/ Harvard/ Princeton degrees:
“[...] my awful fellow Americans, those Pennsylvanians disgusting as they surely look in the eyes of any super-evoluated human like me or Michelle [(a) Michelle= the Princeton empress; b) super-evoluated/pointed-eared= Leonard Nimoy is one of the latest Hussein supporters, NB)], it is not surprising that they [they= those Pennsylvania dolts] get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant [and] anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations. My (few & vaguely intelligent) fellow Americans, we have to recognize the fact that people when born are not equally fiercelly intelligent & grandmotherly endowed, no matter how much their (regretably white) mother was ahead of her time – and some, sad as it is with most the repugnant white Americans, are simply not that fiercely intelligent to throw their grandmothers in front of the tram for satisfying the exigencies of the racial-reckoning claptrap required by the liberal Slackmesam & Trackmesam media.
Sad yet these are the times. Also, we must recognize that most of white Americans cannot govern themselves or make judicios decisions when time comes to empower with presidential powers someone fiercely intelligent like me who knows how to drag them out from the situation where their stupidity, intolerance and low-melamine quotient has brought them. My (few & vaguely intelligent) fellow Americans, do not dispair though! Michelle (my fiercely intelligent, meritous equal opportunity empress-wife) studied this, Americans’ retardedness matter in her Princeton, ground-breaking, fiercely intelligent sociology thesis in which she analysed for the Cosmos’ edification her comfort zone (at Princeton) by using in the most, Orca Winfrey-recommended scientific manner the term “I FEEL” THREE HUNDRED FORTY-THREE TIMES! Now we are talking about fierce intelligence! [and Princeton credentials, NB]. My (few & vaguely intelligent fellow Anmericans – HuffPo pesonnel y compris), rest assured that I and Empress Michelle will try to do anything possible to corral and guide those Pennsylvanians yahoos (and their, alas! discouragingly numerous brethen across this damn’ country) to better pastures. As far as ‘cling to religion, I will give you, blockheads, some clarification here: as long as it is ‘God damn’ America!’ that is fine and I and Michelle fiercely endorse this concept – as far as ‘God’, my (few & vaguely intelligent) Americans, I, Michelle, reverend Wright, my cousin Osama and MoveOn.Org have to remind you here that Allah is One and Muhammad is his ONLY and TRUE prophet, and no matter what that traitor general Petraeus said and will say – YOU ARE ON SHORT NOTICE! [...]” [a suivre...]
