Navy One
2008-04-12 12:06:50
I feel like a diner stuck with three choices, three dishes I don’t necessarily want.
Hilary is like escargot. I know snails intimately from my garden, but I never want to eat them after trying their slipperiness once.
Obama is the mystery fish. What kind is it? I am not sure. Is it fresh, have we had it before? Maybe, maybe not. The hopeful waiter did make it sound so perfect. And I would be a backwards, unsophisticated diner if I didn’t opt for change.
McCain is liver, plain and simple. I have had it many times at this restaurant, and don’t really feel like it today. But hell, liver gives strength and it is hard to screw up.
