A Comment About

Why They Hate Sarah Palin

June 17, 2009 - 12:00 am - by John Hawkins
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2009-06-17 19:35:58

142. Kelvin

“She’s pretty but that’s all. She couldn’t hold Hillary’s jock as far as politics are concerned. And we libs are praying to God everyday that she is the nominee for the GOP in 2012.”

Couple of good points there, K. You are correct, Sarah can’t hold Hillary’s ‘jock’ because she’s a she. Know what I mean? She’s got “the full woman.” Unlike Hillary.

Thanks for finally confirming what was always suspected, that Hillary is some sort of weird creature that is not really human, but can reproduce on its own. Kind of like an amoeba.

(My deepest apologies for insulting amoebas by comparing them to Hillary Clinton.)

And, second point, “libs” don’t believe in god. They believe in themselves. So, when you say you pray to “god,” you are saying “I pray to me, because I’m so special, and I am better than everyone else. Because I’m ME.”

End of story.