Oh, btw, I want to marry two women. No, TWENTY. Why can’t I? Why should I limit my understanding of ‘marriage’ to the stodgy antiquated definition “one man and one woman”? That’s so YESTERDAY.
I want to marry my dog.. AND my cat. They both love me and we already sleep together. What difference does it make that they are not of my species? That’s just prejudice talking. Open your mind.
I want to marry my BMW. I think that sweet wonderful car deserves to inherit my wealth and use my health care policy to get her oil changed. And I know she’d want to visit me in the hospital.
This is no more nutty than ‘marrying’ somebody the same sex you are. It is like saying I want to eat a Budweiser. It is incoherent. The word ‘eat’ is not used to describe comsumption of a liquid. There’s a different word for that. The word “marriage” is not used to describe a relationship between two people of the same sex. If it is, the word has lost its meaning.
Whatever a formal relationship between two men might be, it is not marriage. Not unless the sky is green, the grass is blue, and words have simply no meaning at all.
