No, no, no. It’s:
“Vee hovk vayzk ofk makingk you takez zee bus”
See? Subtle but the accent is important. 
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ANYWAY. Yes, I just caught this fiasco on the news the other day and the hilarity was more than a little ironic.
When I was a Nanny in my late teens, I took the bus to work, to go grocery shopping and to my apartment. One thing I always noticed was how desolate and lonely taking the bus was. I’d talk to the bus-driver just to break the monotony and he was glad for the rare ‘company’. -And, mind you we are talking quite a few years ago when I was in my *cough-cough* teens.
‘Public’ transportation is icky. I can hardly stand being in a theatre full of germy people for a popular movie and I sure as heck don’t want to travel in ‘packs’ when the swine flu is going around. Nooooooo spank you, helpy helperton!
The ‘idea’ of people turning to mass transit rather than having/using their own personal form of transportation is butt-crazy stupid. Bus drivers drive full routes and sometimes hardly get a passenger at all! It’s not only wasteful, it’s insane.
