This is the sentiment of many Democrats, although they have been plussing up on Vitamin Clue lately, and getting quiet about it in an election year. The reason is, the pizza man is not their voter but the robber certainly is.
To Pizza Hut, and to Dave, the robber’s freedom of action is important (“we have to try to understand what drives him to this, poor thing” and “he’s depraved on account of he’s deprived,” eh), and the delivery “boy” is expendable.
The hilarious unintended consequence of this, though, is that Dave, in all his quivering timidity, is joining us in the Pizza Hut boycott. Hey, I bought the pizza oven (Presto 0340 at Amazon) that Glen Reynolds recommended last year, and I’ll be doing up a Freschetta at home. (Try it, Dave… you can add your own spices to taste… you’ll like it). Meanwhile, Pizza Hut will see their sales fall. I won’t be back there, unless they not only rehire the victim of this crime, fire the PR bimbo that insulted him, so I reckon I’m done with Pizza Hut for good. No loss to me, plenty of places that sell pizza that don’t put the criminal first.
