Josh Reiter
2008-04-02 16:54:32
I say hire yourself a personal escort who is ordered to wear clothing with all manner of pocket and pouch.
That or a trained lemur that wears a back packet and follows you around on a leash.
Or, how about a richly clad Sikh with an over-sized turban. Then when you need something you can turn to him and say in a overly dramatic, “Conjure forth my make-up at once.” Then he can raise his arms over his head and proclaim, “Allakhazam!” and pull for a compact from behind a gaudy gem outlining his turban.
