Carrying a purse speaks to a core female weakness, vanity. You carry a purse because you do not want to spoil your natural female lines (no matter how cow like they may be) and you carry in your purse an excessive amount of gear and chemicals to adjust your mask.
Deceit is another core female weakness. You may dress to emphasize your fine looking rack or rear end and then get very edgy when some one other than those for whom the display was intended, notices or comments.
Another weakness is that you are willing to pay outrageous amounts for this season’s wardrobe, often created by a tinkerbell who hates females. My wife, who used to sew a lot, often points out the poor quality of women’s clothing (it only has to last a season or two) and the high quality of men’s clothing.
Try a men’s recycled clothing shop and buy a tweed jacket, one with inside and outside pockets. With some careful planning and a calculated reduction in cargo, it should work. It will help to put things in the same pocket every time.
Of course, you may look a little lumpier and a little butcher.
