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Ask Dr. Helen: Living Like One of the Guys

April 1, 2008 - 12:20 am - by Helen Smith
Ron Hardin
2008-04-01 07:32:13

Tuck a few bills in the wallet but it’s only there for the credit card.

I don’t need anything else. Keys go in a front pocket. If you get change, spend it in a supermarket U-scan machine before putting in the credit card for the rest.

I haven’t been to a cash machine in years.

Let’s see, what is in the pockets (wear same pants every day, saves time)

1. wallet (back)
2. keys (front)
3. dog whistle (other back)
4. very small swiss army pocket knife with scissors (with wallet)
5. handkerchief

Put handkerchief with keys and they won’t poke your leg.

You get, however, pocket bulges, normal in men but curve-breaking to women.
I can’t see women tolerating that for themselves. Not that men care.

(How come the two buttons now are “submit” and “post?” I’ll try post…