“What sort of man still reads playboy?”
The kind of man who:
…supports abortion
…can’t read words with more than 4 letters;
…who says they are “reading” playboy?
…doesn’t actually have normal relationships with any women (mother, sisters, daughters, wife, friends)
…doesn’t know where the local public library is and doesn’t have a library card
…based on their marketing, would enjoy the “hate sex” article
…can’t get a real job and hold it
…doesn’t think there is a God who loves him who is also holy
And there IS that other mysterious group of men: those are willing to use perfectly good time thinking and writing about what kind of men read playboy and support the idea of hate sex.
Good grief! Change jobs. Repaint the garage. Weed the garden. Google Diego Garcia. Brush the dog. Check on some baseball scores. Make waffles. Plow the lost 40.





