Thanks for the funny parody. I love satire and sarcasm. Snarkiness is great too, but only when I wield it – not when Jon Stewart or Chris Matthews wield it.
For the record (please make a note of this statement): Moogie is one of the few dissenting conservative voices who said “Hallelujah and amen!” to the anti-smoking legislation here in Washington state. Moogie has serious sensitivities to cigarette smoke, and is now grateful that she can go out and karaoke without coughing up a black lung the next day. My right to breath trumps the smoker’s right to pollute. End of discussion. Don’t argue with me about this.





