i attended a high school basketball playoff game at Taft HS a few weeks back, and the LAPD officers there were one male officer who looked like he could take care of himself and two female officers who might have been six feet tall if stacked on top of each other. okay, a bit of an exagerration, they wouldn’t have been six feet tall if stacked together… but what isn’t an exagerration is that there was nobody in the arena, except children under ten years of age, who were the same size as those women… and they were there for crowd control? good luck, sweetheart. if anything had happened, you would have gotten tossed over a car.
and now the LAPD has decided to put midgets and fairies on the SWAT team… how refreshing… how encouraging to know that someone that half the population can toss like a frisbee is our ace in the hole when trouble starts.
living in LA is a kick…
we just had the Los Angeles Marathon, where they started the female runner three days before the men started, then declared her the winner when none of the men could catch up to her. what most people couldn’t understand is why they started the men before the women finished? you’re playing with the narrative if there’s more than three seconds on the clock, ladies.
i’m just saying….
i’m waiting for the day when the oakland raiders come back to los angeles, and then are required to have some 4×4 buttercup play offensive tackle for them. it’ll be a big advantage, because the other teams will have to strap a piano on the back of the male defensive lineman opposing her, and he will be required to count to three before rushing the passer. it’ll put a whole new dimension into the game…. i could see madelaine albright making all-pro…
all joking aside, are you kidding me, bratton?
wake me when it’s over…





