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Keep Guantanamo Open, Mr. President

May 22, 2009 - 10:10 am - by Rep. Louie Gohmert
BannedbyHuffpo
2009-05-24 13:36:46

Here’s another big problem with closing Gitmo:

The majority of the “prisoners” have gotten so fat that they are too humiliated to home.

Imagine the scene, as Abdul returns to his small village in Pakistan.

“Hey my brother Abdul, praise Allah the peaceful that you have returned by Allah’s grace to your home! But Abdul, what has happened to you? You leave skinny like goat, and come home with huge fat belly like infidel American!”

“Yes my brother Achmed, is terrible, those infidels at Gitmo force me to eat many many things we not have here. Ever hear of ‘Ben & Jerry’s'? Is terrible cold sweet thing the infidels call ‘ice cream’. How about ‘pizza-pie’? Awful bread-like thing with some type of red sauce, cheese, and spices that give Abul bad breath. It was torture, I tell you!”