I’ve Seen My Share of Spitzers: The View From an Escort Service
“Ruth” opens with, “So New York Governor Eliot Spitzer resigned because the FBI discovered he was sleeping with expensive call girls. America, predictably, went crazy.”
No, “madam”, America did not go crazy because the governor slept with a call girl. America is rightly pissed that the chief executor of New York state law:
1. violated his oath of office and the public trust by breaking the very laws he swore to uphold.
2. made himself vulnerable to blackmail.
3. is very possibly guilt of selectively/unfairly applying the powers of his office in return for favors.
But don’t feel bad. I wouldn’t expect a whore to understand that. After all, the totality of your existence is muddled in the grey, tepid soup of Machiavellian equivocation.





