A Comment About

Iran’s Eliot Spitzer

March 13, 2008 - 8:33 am - by Ardeshir Arian
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2008-03-17 21:04:29

I conclude nudity is the supreme form of Islamic praying. Why else would doctrine insist a believer assume the come-mount-me position on a portable carpet so many times a day while seeking spiritual ecstasy? While on the subject, I recommend bidets in addition to foot baths, for the complete supreme expression of Islamic prayer. Be sure not to neglect the lube.