Regolith
2008-03-11 13:14:48
I can see it now…
HILLARY: “It was terrifying. We had to do a corkscrew landing, and they said there MIGHT be sniper fire! Oh, and we had to share a plane with Cheryl Crow and Sinbad. I obviously gained enough experience from this traumatic trip, on which I took my teenaged daughter, to become president.”
MCCAIN: “Yeah, well while in Vietnam I was shot down, crash landed, and was tortured for five years because I refused to leave until the rest of the men in the camp were released as well. I underwent years of excruciating physical therapy afterwards in order to regain my flight status.”
I can’t wait to see THAT debate…
