Ah! The mighty self-styled Praetorian – a Leader, with authority in administration of justice just slightly behind that of a Consul. A mighty man of a mighty and triumphant Empire. Heed the words of this powerful commander of men, you contemptible serfs, you stupid old farts, and tremble in awe at the depth of his wisdom, his vast knowledge, his awesome experience, the magnanimity of his justice.
As he struts around the campus, a fatuous simpleton,a twittering twit, the product of the Lysenko school of Socialist Science, secure in his certainty that the Divine One has changed the world and we shall all dwell in a Franco-Germanic paradise, as vile free enterprise is doomed forever and the greedy capitalist Tea Partiers are marked with a yellow star and sent to join Palin in the gulags of remote Alaska.
Looks to me like a sure candidate for a cabinet post.
