In case you saw a pattern in some of the troll talking points on these comment boards, tell me how many of these you recognize:
1) Tell “them” that their political beliefs have been banished to the Southern White Christian male (aka “evil oppressors”) constituency, now and forever
2) When Obama does anything remotely embarrassing or possibly open to criticism, be sure to include a Bush reference of some sort (The “Blame Bush” meme has still not jumped the shark on teh interwebs)
3) You guys are a bunch of _____ (Choose from the following: “racist”, “bigot”, “sexist”, or “religious fanatic aka Christian”)
4) We will destroy the “Tea Party (please use “Bag” in lieu of the word “Party”)” movement with our intense cloak and dagger/effective Code Pink tactics
5) Ignore the decline in the stock market index numbers at all costs since November 5 (if in a pinch, refer to rule number 3)
6) These posts are being monitored and those that use them with the most effective results will get a shot at writing for the “Daily Show” or possibly for the “TOTUS
