I keep coming back to this page. It’s a wonderful thing you’ve done, for the nine million readers of your mysteriously ‘bye for now’ husband. Has he gone to an ice house to live forever, only to awake a criminal in a Sleeper world where “fat is good for you”?
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‘The Manly Art of Knitting’ = a book I own, which is now $135 a copy, making it over a dollar a page. But it involves using pool cues as knitting needles to make things like saddle pads, or ‘Welcome’ mats to rub mud off your boots.
My point was extreme (no, not in hindsight a good idea, to call Mom the ‘B” word…unless she is one: Websters definition = “spiteful female”), but the final thing I left out was #5.
(5) Females run circles around any man in SIZING UP SOCIAL SITUATIONS in a moment. And in rare occasion they will checkmate you, as a man, on purpose, something you’ve thought about for weeks, bang, she pegs it, your jaw drops for being so blindly stupid, then it’s conversation as usual. Woman really are like cats, and men like dogs. That said, dog-bashing is unfair and useless. We dogs were born to achieve full “romantic” satisfaction in more simple ways than cats were. But a cat will sadistically play with a mouse before eating it from head to tail, something us simple dogs would never even think of. So control us, yes, but do so for the right reasons.
